I don't think I'm going to bother with this for awhile, if at all.
Quotations signal the exact quote with little to no variation. No quotations mean that it is a very broad inside joke and can be said/expressed many ways.
Revision: 30%~~
1) Um. Nope. No. No. No. Yes. Maybe. Yes. Yes. No.
Said/created by: Ian.
Origin: Unknown.
Approximate Origin Date: circa 2005.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian.
2) "Cantaloupe!"
Said/created by: Ian.
Origin: Phone conversation.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian.
3) "Ryaabbit"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Unknown.
Approximate Origin Date: circa 2005.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Jazmin.
4) "O RLY?"
Said/created by: Unknown; brought-by: Kaitou or Kazu.
Origin: Internet.
Approximate Origin Date: Internet release: circa 2001-2003; DH release: circa 2005.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Original Darkheart, Ian, Jazmin, Abrahm, Mitchell.
5) "Congratulations, I don't like it"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: A night where Jazmin and Gabby were eating spagetti.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Jazmin, Ian.
6) His girl jeans are too tight...that cuts off his blood circulation to his brain. Hey, no wonder he can't play bass!
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Car ride with Jazmin & her grandma.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Jazmin, Jazmin's grandmother.
7) "Errr...fart"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Hey Pete! [Grenade Jumper Cover]; Among Others recording.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Jazmin.
8) "The discovery channel failed"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: The Discovery Channel Failed; Among Others recording.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Jazmin.
9) Metronome to A4 Tuning Tempo; "YOU FAIL!!!"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Messing with a metronome.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Dad.
10) Faaj & Maaj [Ian]
Said/created by: Gabrielle, Ian.
Origin: Unknown.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Dad, Mom.
11) "Piggies are not nasty. They are good"
Said/created by: Jazmin.
Origin: Hyper Attack Part 2 recording.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Jazmin, Gabrielle, Kazu.
12) Jason Jasonson
Said/created by: Peter Wentz.
Origin: Interview.
Approximate Origin Date: Said: circa 2005-2006; Used as an inside joke: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Fall Out Boy, FOBR Boardies, Jazmin, Gabrielle.
13) The End of William Beckett
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Among Others recording.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Jazmin.
14) "Shit..it's Pete..."
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Hey Pete! [Grenade Jumper cover]; Among Others recording.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Jazmin.
15) "PORN NINJA"
Said/created by: Peter Wentz.
Origin: Release the Bats.
Approximate Origin Date: RTB: circa 2002-2004; Inside joke usage: circa 2006.
Shared with: FOBR Boardies, Gabrielle, Jazmin, Cassie, various people.
16) FOB Party (Garlic butter shots & screwthunders)
17) Bryan [Jazmin]
18) Prendon [Jazmin]
19) Peterick [Jazmin]
20) Star 57 [Jazmin, Kazu, Fall Out Boy]
21) Steady As She Faces [Jazmin, The Raconteurs]
22) "KTHNXBAI." [All of DH, Jazmin, Ian]
23) Tell That Mickey He Just Made My List of Things To Do Today [Ian, Fall Out Boy]
24) "Austin, We Have a Problem." [Ian, Fall Out Boy]
25) "I wouldn't piss to put you out. :D" [Ian, Fall Out Boy]
26) "Meow meow I like to meow meow your faaace~~~" [Jordan, Abrahm]
27) Sobiekobie [All of DH, Abrahm]
28) Happle [All of DH, Abrahm, Mitchell, Meghan]
29) FACE. [All of DH, Jazmin, Ian, Abrahm]
30) CLANDESTINE RLY? [Jazmin, Clandestine Industries]
31) Gyaaabby [Ian]
32) "Drop a call, break a face." [Ian, Fall Out Boy, my cellphone]
33) dead="" on="" arryyyyiiiivalll!!!="" [ian,="" fall="" out="" boy]="">
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34) FOOK. [All of DH, Ian]
35) d00k [originally 'go fed thu douks'] [All of DH]
36) BISH. [All of DH, Ian]
37) "I wouldn't be caught deeeead in this place...SHIT!" [Jazmin, Panic! At the Disco]
38) "GAAAAH MUSIC ATTACK!" [DH]
39) "Get your hands off Naru, now...you ugly WEEECH!" [DH]
40) Curious Rabbit [DH]
41) WOAH NOEZ! [Ian, DH]
42) Sailor Kazu Remix [DH]
43) "Augh...why do I always have to take a shower when you come over?!" [Jazmin]
44) Saturday [Jazmin]
45) Blood Rabbit [DH, Abrahm]
46) Bloob Raddit [Abrahm, Jordan]
47) "When I say face, you say mom. FACE! MOM! FACE! MOM!" [Jazmin, Panic! At the Disco]
48) Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off (not listing much more than that) [Jazmin, Panic! At the Disco]
49) "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOOOOOH NOOOOO" [Abrahm, Mitchell]
50) THONG THONG THONG THONG THONG [Ian]
51) "FIESTY!" [Jordan]
52) Fosh. [Jazmin]
53) Tuesdays [Jazmin and Ian]
54) "Augh, my bass! Wait no, I meant face...Pete stole my bass...no wonder he can't play it. It's always out of tune anyways." [Jazmin, Fall Out Boy]
55) P33t [Fall out Boy, Dani, Kazu]
56) "I'M TOKI!" [Ian]
57) 57 [Myself?, Jazmin, Ian, DH
58) Toucan [Jazmin]
59) Sugar [Jazmin, Kazu, Ian]
60) "Watch me as I grow a Skittles Garden!" [Jazmin]
61) Deadly Clown [Abrahm]
62) "I write fanfics, not epics" [Biscuit]
63) "That sounds absurd to me! For I write sins, not tragedies!" [Algebra stuff]
64) Mizu's cousin's cousin's cousin's cousin [Kenj]
66) Doctor: your fucker is infected [Kenj]
67) Wif [Kenj]
68) "Let's get these teen faces bleeding faster, faster!" [Kenj]
69) Rofflecopter [DH, Jazmin]
70) "I'm riding in Kazu's rofflecopter. Spinny spinny spin!" [Kazu, DH]
71) "I'm gonna do your mom on the couch" [Kenj, Aru]
72) Aru: EVERYTIME I TYPE SERAS I TYPE SEARS Mizu: HOME IMPROVEMENT...-throws her out the window- Mizu: Wait, that's Lowe's...Mizu: -dies in a box- [Aru]
73) "YOUR DAD IS RLY A JAPANAEEEEEZE D00D." [Aru]
74) UHhhhhhhhhh...-runs away- [Aru]
75) 75 [DH, Ian]
76) Britney Fucking Sears [Kenj]
77) McBiash [Mario, Abrahm]
78) Ryaabbit Hole [Ian]
79) THERE'S A BULLET IN MY HEAD SO I'MMA KICK YOU TILL YER DEAD! [Faaj, Mitchell, Ian]
80) Reality Bending Lockers [Various people]
81) The 4 Steps to FOB Rape [Mitchell, Meghan, Abram, Jazmin, Cassie]
82) Give me your money. [Ian, Faaj]
83) I'MMA FLIP YER FACE! [Ian, Faaj]
84) Drop a car on your mom / Pokeamom [Kenji]
85) Sorry, I don't speak Jesus. =( [Kenji]
86) Pokeamomian Jesus [Kenji]
87) Bden'd. [Dani]
88) Attempted Stagekiss [Dani]
89) Mixxu Cham [DH]
90) Vodka Shot Mizu [DH]
91) Your face is a magician. [Devrin, Ian, Carley, more peoplez from camp]
92) FANCY KETCHUP! [Meghan, camp people, Ian]
93) RUN FIVER, RUN! [Jordan, Hannah, LA Crew]
94) Joe and Looking Wasted. [Jazmin, Fall Out Boy]
95) Aflack. [Emma, Kadisha, Band peoplez]
96) Lick my mic [DH]
97) Chocolate Boyfriend [Jazmin]
98) Let's get some shoes ;D [Jordan, Abrahm, Jazmin, Ian]
99) The Story of Roxanne, Patrick Stumph, Jazmin the Bum, and Mizu the Fangirl [Jazmin]
100) 000-000-0069 [Jazmin, Kazu]
101) WHAT'S THIS? D: [Jazmin]
102) Faggott [Band people]
103) Curse. [Emma]
104) Failface! [Abrahm]
105) Happy Apple Color Sheet [LA Crew]
106) Corn [Jordan, Rebecca]
107) Daisywhore [Ian, Jazmin, Parentz?]
108) Shut up Ian. [Ian]
109) Punk [Jazmin]
110) OGDude [Jazmin]
111) O DIRTY? [Jazmin]
112) I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off [Kazu]
113) FOB Crack!slash Roleplays [Kazu]
114) Pete's "Special" One Tree Hill Pancakes [Kazu] lolskeet.
115) WTF FAIL... [Siobh, FOBR boardies, many people...]
116) omgz i <3>Said/created by: Ian.
Origin: The Take Over, The Break's Over, driving to the beach.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Ian, Gabrielle.
129) Now what? [Jazmin]
130) Gabby: Then...? Ian: I dunno...I never know (and sometimes knowing count: 1) Said/created by: Ian, Gabrielle.
Origin: "Then...?"
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Ian, Gabrielle.
131) "SCORE"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Tripping over seat belts.
Approximate Origin Date: January/February 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Ian's Mom.
132) "...Mat Devine"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Random pauses in drive to the beach. [songs]
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Jake.
133) "Binta!"
Said/created by: Gabrielle, Ian.
Origin: Japanese -> English Dictionary, ideas.
Approximate Origin Date: March 4th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian.
134) "Tong"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Ian's couch; see also: 134A.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Shelby.
134A) Speaking Chinese
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Shelby murmuring.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Shelby, Ian.
135) Tongasmic.
Said/created by: Shelby, Gabrielle.
Origin: See 134.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Shelby, Gabrielle, Ian.
136) Bunbun's Cousin
Said/created by: Jake, Gabrielle, Ian.
Origin: Car rides; Monty Python.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Jake, Gabrielle, Ian.
137) yaa, yaa, yaa, yaaaaa...
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Skittles commercial.
Approximate Origin Date: Fall 2006.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Jazmin.
138) "Lime whore"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Gaiaonline; Meghan's signature.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Meghan.
139) "Lemon slut"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Gaiaonline; Meghan's signature.
Approximate Origin Date: Summer of 06.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Meghan.
140A) The Red Tongasmic Couch
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Tong; Ian's couch.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Shelby.
140B) The Red Tongasmic Couch [TV Series]
Said/created by: Gabrielle, Shelby.
Origin: See 140A.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Shelby.
141) doin time, doin time...dananana
Said/created by: Deante.
Origin: Game turned into a song.
Approximate Origin Date: circa 2004/2005. Believed to be in the Spring.
Shared with: Deante, Skye, Gabrielle, Ian. Ashlyn was not originally a part of this inside joke and any claims she makes are false. She's a poser.
142) Cheese
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Unknown; sudden obsession.
Approximate Origin Date: circa 2003/2004.
Shared with: Gabrielle and everyone at Hendricks Avenue.
143) "One night stand OHHHH!!!!"
Said/created by: Ian, Gabrielle.
Origin: Thnks fr th Mmrs; car ride to the beach.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Ian, Gabrielle.
144) Blowing things up with my mind
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Watching Sky High.
Approximate Origin Date: February 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Aaron.
145) {noun here} on wheels
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Trying to describe something.
Approximate Origin Date: No exact date; excessive use around 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Shelby, Jono, Jake, Jazmin, various passerbys.
146) Gangbang!
Said/created by: Shelby, Ian, Gabrielle.
Origin: Various.
Approximate Origin Date: None exact date. Began excessive use around March 10th 2007.
Shared with: Shelby, Ian, Gabrielle.
147) Beckett: {namehere}, can you explain to me how to eat?
Said/created by: Gabrielle, Mei.
Origin: Chatzy boardies.
Approximate Origin Date: March 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Chatzy boardies.
148) Beckett: I'm so skinny, I buy jeans, and the next day, they fall right off when i put them on! D:
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Chatzy boardies.
Approximate Origin Date: March 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Chatzy boardies.
149) Rolling in the road
Said/created by: Gabrielle and Jazmin.
Origin: ...joke says all.
Approximate Origin Date: circa 2006.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Jazmin, partially Ian.
150) "Boat~~"
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: Walking home from Jimadores. Random. Sky.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian.
151) Destroying strawberry shortcake
Said/created by: Ian.
Origin: Walking home from Jimadores. Random.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Ian, Gabrielle.
152) "Rabbit hole"
Said/created by: Ian, partially Gabrielle.
Origin: Unknown; random.
Approximate Origin Date: Fall of 06
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian.
153) You can't swim if you eat this fruit...
Said/created by: Gabrielle, Ian, Shelby.
Origin: One Piece.
Approximate Origin Date: March 10th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Shelby.
154) Cleansing of the ears
Said/created by: Gabrielle, partially Ian.
Origin: Gabrielle previously listening to rap with Zandii, friends, Ian, Shelby, and Jake; felt like she was sick, Gabrielle and Ian needing cleansing of the ears with Infinity on High CD.
Approximate Origin Date: March 10-11th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian.
155) Other One Piece jokes [Ian, Shelby]
Said/created by: Gabrielle, Ian, Shelby.
Origin: One Piece.
Approximate Origin Date: March 11th, 2007.
Shared with: Gabrielle, Ian, Shelby.
156) Yummy! I'd hit that!
Said/created by: Abrahm.
Origin: a drawing -gigglesnort-.
Approximate Origin Date: April 07.
Shared with: Abrahm, Gabrielle.
157) Mizu and Dani's DO ME Club
Said/created by: Gabrielle.
Origin: This or That on SSUK
Approximate Origin Date: Mid April 07
Shared With: Gabrielle, Danielle.
158) Scissors
Said/created by: Devrin, Gabrielle.
Origin: A piece of paper and making fun of Ian's hair.
Approximate Origin Date: April 24th, 2007.
Shared With: Gabrielle, Devrin.
159) "Things that make you wanna go -barfing noise-"
Said/created by: Robert
Origin: His sister, apparently...and Papa John's.
Approximate Origin Date: February 2007.
Shared With: Robert, Kaleb, Kristen, Gabrielle, Aaron.
160) STARFISH!
Said/created by: Gabrielle
Origin: Mote
Approximate Origin Date: March 31rd/April 1st, 2007
Shared With: Gabrielle, Aaron, Marissa
161) Jazz bassoon
Said/created by: Gabrielle
Origin: ...name says all
Approximate Origin Date: March 2007
Shared With: Aaron, Gabrielle
162) Suck salad
163A) Mom
163B) MOOOM!!!!
164) Cheesecaking
165) Gonna get raped~
166) "SAY TOUCAN!"
167) Idk, my bff jill?
168) Para Noya
169) Chipotle Starfish
170) How SHOCKING
171) DIAF
172) THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER!
173) I'm from the big G.A!
174) USLH / Useless Spirit Loli Hoe
175) Twinkie.
176) Ms. Dahlin
177) Whales
178) Pidgeon noises
179) Squadala
180) My mind is all gone
181) Examining the rooms of your mind
182) It is written...
183) I wonder what's for dinner!
184) TOAST SPAGETTI
185) LINK MAH BOIII
186) So I heard u liek mudkipz
187) Agreen
188) Agreen...in drag!
189) Throwin' shapes
190) Cotton candy likes me
191) Chant the hell up
192) Drinking piss makes me feel sick
193) Chairman Mao voice
194) Raun
195) Fiver + projector
196) Drama llama
197) Over 9,000
198) Lunch a cappella
199) Wa
200A) I like big fat cows. I like big fat brown cows. If I only had a big fat brown cow like you.
200B) "Wait, is he talking about Ms. Dahlin?"
201) Moo Moo Milk Cow
202) Moose
203) This is very strange..
204) YES -runs down hall-
205) This is delicious!
206) 10,000 ways to use your penis
207) Contrabassoons
208) "See you tryin to bassoon it like me...man that bassoon is uglyyy."
209) Singing Pizza
210) Tryin' to Catch Me Eatin' Twinkies
211) Salad dressings
212) "I love my saxophone...I'd sleep with it if I could"
213) "AND ME!" "KELLY, IS THAT YOU?! WHAT?"
214) French Horn / Portugese Horn / Chinese Timpani / Japanese Oboe / Australian Trombone etc
215) D D D D D Duel.
216) Captain STFU
217) Queen Shape
218) Dimension A-Z
219) GGR 1
220) GGR 2
221) Derrick
222) Rage
223) Smashin' Tables
224) Punchin' Walls
225) Shootin' Rats
226) Lake of Rage
227) Bridge of Rage
228) /emokid
229) Double Guitar Hero Controller Quest
230) Insane clown fish
231) Rome, boyeee
232) Ew, duh
233) Guives and nuns
234) OHHHH WELLLLLL
235) Secret Agent Man...With a boner!
236) Ball exhaustion
237) Oh captain, my captain
238) FACEFACEHANDHANDSHOULDERSHOULDER
239) Smashin' cameras
240) Derrick & his Blow up doll
241) Pokemon Silver
242) The Darkness
243) Secondplace Serenade
244) Tea & closets
245) Dr. Williams
246) RELISH
247) Non-existent immune systems
248) The Pyramid (of Amazing)
249) Mrs. B-Rad
250) Kore ka?
251) OTAAAA
252) RAN RAN RU
253) Never Gonna Give You Up/Rickroll
254) Cheeky Girls/Cheekyroll
255) Higumcroll
256) YES! -runs down forest-
257) (x) Amount of Truth
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